Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska,... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters,... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it,... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part... Read More

Sell [Your] Phones

Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around... Read More

To See Or Not To See

I went to the eye doctor the other day. I... Read More

11 Alternative Garden Games

Tired of the same ol', same ol' when it come... Read More

How To Marry A Wealthy Guy

How To Marry A Wealthy Guy(or Girl... Or at least... Read More

Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp

To: Maybelle Misfire From: I. M.. Power, VP Welcome aboard!... Read More

Its All About Seeing the Signs

Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some... Read More

Not Your Average Sunday Morning

Just recently my ex-husband stopped in to visit during his... Read More

When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times

This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked... Read More

Cloning Advantage Super Families

As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital... Read More

Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05

Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a... Read More

American Independence ? The True Story

It was late in 1775, and King George III was... Read More

Eye Spy Potatoes

Lately I've had the problem of falling asleep with my... Read More

Humans are like Monkeys

Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much... Read More

Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry

A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We... Read More

Bed Bugs Bite

I just turned on the news a minute ago and... Read More

Used Condom Found In Restaurant Salad Bar; Waiter Embarrassed To Tears

Evidence of after-hours activity turned up at a Big Boy... Read More

Tales of a Spectator Spectator

Watching the fans at a minor-league baseball game is just... Read More

Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!

With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic... Read More

The Spare Parts Gremlins

Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure... Read More

Painful Lessons from the Maternity Ward

Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never... Read More

[Not So] Outgoing Mail

I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail.... Read More

Beyond Black and White

Over visiting a neighbor the other day?"Would you like a... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few... Read More

The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?

This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand)... Read More